“Hello, my dear!” said the excited male voice on the phone.
“Who dear? I’m not talking to you!” she said angrily.
“Now, don’t be stubborn. You can’t get rid of me.” he said sweetly.
“Where were you gone then?” she asked, calming down.
“I was in your heart. You didn’t check.” came the charming answer.
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